So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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