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if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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