Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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