Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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