he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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