what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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