I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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