so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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