I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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