Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
It's just like the Real World with babies
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
