Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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