I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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