Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Randomize
