Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Randomize
