Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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