I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
handjob tips. give me some.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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