Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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