he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
No...this little piggys going to the bar
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Randomize
