she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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