Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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