idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
