I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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