when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
time to smoke my breakfast
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
organizing the empties. That sober.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
