one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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