Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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