So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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