the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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