i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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