you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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