and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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