I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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