from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
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She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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