I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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