I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
