Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
