I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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