yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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