i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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