Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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