You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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