When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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