Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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