My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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