So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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