did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I stole a fireplace last night.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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