I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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