look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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