just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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