Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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