Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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