I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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