my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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