i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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