just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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