doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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