So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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