i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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